Lies I tell myself

First, let me say that lying is not a good thing.  

Second, here’s a list of lies I tell myself:

1)            I’ve aged well and my eyelids don’t look a bit droopy.

2)            This new shirt completely disguises any physicals flaws. 

3)            No one can tell my hair is getting gray.  Those lighter strands  look like blond highlights.

  Okay, your turn.  What lies do you tell yourself?

4 thoughts on “Lies I tell myself

  1. 1. Sure, I can write 6 pages in an hour.
    2. Discipline is my middle name.
    3. I’ll just check Pinterest for 5 minutes or so ….

  2. Oh, your lies are professional. I really admire that. Thanks for sharing.

  3. I’ll play this computer game for five minutes and then get back to work. I’ll play this computer game for five minutes and then I’ll vacuum the living room. I’ll play this computer game for five minutes and then I’ll clean the kitchen floor.

  4. Aren’t you glad you are wise enough not to worry about the house? Happiness is much more inportant than a clean floor.

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